Five things I CANNOT live without: 
- Wife Alice
- Cold Beer
- Golf Sitcks
- Warm Ocean Breeze
- My Hound Dawgs 

Five things I love to do:
- Talk
- Listen
- Meet People
- Work out so I can eat out
- Live in the Moment 

A Talking Traveling Fish: 
I've lived in some of America's Greatest Cities
- Frying Pan, Arkansas
- Squirrel Hill, Kansas
- Bones Knob, Kentucky
- Las Vegas, Nv
- Los Angeles, Ca
- Atlanta, GA
- Denver, Colorado
- and NOW Tampa Bay, FL 

I've had 2 jobs in Life:
- Paper Boy
- Radio Talking Fish (fyi both pay about the same)

Raised on Country and Rock music:
- Thanks to my parents of the 50's and 60's..
My Dad, HammerHead Hunter had an all time
favorite by Merle Haggard he's sing to me often..
"I'm so miserable without her, it's like still having 
her around" Classic Crap!

Proudest Life Achievment:
- Can Lie Fluently in seven Languages!

Married to:
- Alice; AKA - 'AL', 'Big Al', 'The Boss'
The Best and Only Woman in my Life (10 Years)
She's A Georgia Peach from Athens, GA

Kids:
- 2 Basset Hounds
'Fannie Girl' & 'GiGi Mama'

Career Objective:
- Buckle up, Slow Down, Stay out of Jail
and Have FUN every morning on US 1035 


References:
- Available upon Subpoena

I'm a Fan of:
- Rocky Mnt Oysters
- Sky Diving
- The Skinny Elvis

Favorite Quote:
- ONE Hundred Years from NOW?
ALL New People! Sooo Relax.