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Here are seven random St. Patrick's Day facts:

#1.) St. Patrick wasn't Irish. He was born in either Scotland or Wales, and was brought to Ireland as a slave.

#2.) "When Irish Eyes are Smiling" was written by two Americans.

#3.) St. Patrick's name wasn't Patrick.  It was actually Maewyn.  And the holiday marks his DEATH, not his birthday.

#4.) America is way more Irish than Ireland.  There are approximately 36 million Americans with Irish ancestors.  The population of Ireland is about 4.5 million.

#5.) 1% of all the beer in the WORLD is consumed on St. Patrick's Day.

#6.) America's bar tab on Sunday will be approximately $245 MILLION.

#7.) Americans are in the middle of a new love affair with Irish whiskey.  Sales of Irish whiskey are up 400% since 2002. They've even jumped 22.5% in the past 12 months.