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Here are seven random St. Patrick's Day facts:
#1.) St. Patrick wasn't Irish. He was born in either Scotland or Wales, and was brought to Ireland as a slave.
#2.) "When Irish Eyes are Smiling" was written by two Americans.
#3.) St. Patrick's name wasn't Patrick. It was actually Maewyn. And the holiday marks his DEATH, not his birthday.
#4.) America is way more Irish than Ireland. There are approximately 36 million Americans with Irish ancestors. The population of Ireland is about 4.5 million.
#5.) 1% of all the beer in the WORLD is consumed on St. Patrick's Day.
#6.) America's bar tab on Sunday will be approximately $245 MILLION.
#7.) Americans are in the middle of a new love affair with Irish whiskey. Sales of Irish whiskey are up 400% since 2002. They've even jumped 22.5% in the past 12 months.